Kathy Griffin releases new plan to become more famous. Plans to harass and ridicule a 16 year old girl. Shark checks in and tells Griffin her jump came a LOOONG time ago. Researchers still seeking for clues to the last funny thing Griffin said or did.

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/05/kathy-griffin-slams-willow-palin/?icid=maing|main5|dl2|sec1_lnk3|34632

Keith Olbermann labels FOX News "100% bullshit". FOX News programming whips Olbermann in the ratings every night. Olbermann forgets being busted numerous times on his own facts. Pot, meet kettle.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/keith-olbermann-fox-news-is-100-bullsht/

Senator can't vote on START legislation. Claims he's too tired from all the recent voting. Constituents prepare to send him a letter to get off his wasteful a** and do the work you campaigned and were elected for. Sound heard is Nancy Pelosi stirring more Eye of Newt into cauldron for Graham voodoo doll.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/12/20/lindsey_graham_tired_start/index.html

Top quote of 2010:"I'm not a witch". Second place:"I fart in your general direction". Third place:"I'm not dead".

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=12376340

Kathy Griffin appears at event honoring men & women in the US military. Makes fat joke about Bristol Palin. Forgets Palin's brother served in the military. Booed mercilessly by soldiers and those in attendance. Kathy Griffin has officially jumped the shark. Search continues for anything funny Griffin has ever done.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b214681_bristol_palin_slams_kathy_griffins.html

Federal Government announces list detailing millions of jobs created by the stimulus. Jobs guaranteed to get the economy going again full-bore. Workers celebrate. Bills being paid. Housing sales about to skyro.....huh......you serious?....really? OK, never mind. Move along, people. Nothing to see here.

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/12/06/new-fed-study-suggests-net-job-creation-from-porkulus-was-zero/

Sarah Palin to take Kate Goselin camping as part of reality show. Producers handing out dinner napkins and eating utensils for local bear population. Palin celebrates, gives Kate warm winter jacket with bullseye painted on back. Episode tentatively titled "Taking Out the Trash". America prepares celebration.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/12/sarah-palin-kate-gosselin-tlc-reality-tv-camping.html

Christine O'Donnell baits the drive-by media perfectly. Networks drop trouser and take the bait. O'Donnell jumps on broom and heard laughing while flying into the night. Liberal media all turn into newts.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2010/11/christine-odonnell-i-would-vote-for-hillary-clinton.html

Animal rights group blasts Sarah Palin for clubbing a dead fish. Palin offers to visit group offices for personal demonstration. In other news, Nancy Pelosi receives anonymous gift of halibut scented perfume.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1332543/Sarah-Palin-blasted-animal-rights-group-clubbing-fish-death-TV.html