Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife claims he likes to dress in women's clothes. Diane Chambers not available for comment. Sam Malone suddenly remembers lost night in bar pool room. Last seen bathing in epsom salts.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/kelsey-grammer/kelsey-grammer-a-secret-cross-dresser_26308.aspx

Kathy Griffin releases new plan to become more famous. Plans to harass and ridicule a 16 year old girl. Shark checks in and tells Griffin her jump came a LOOONG time ago. Researchers still seeking for clues to the last funny thing Griffin said or did.

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/05/kathy-griffin-slams-willow-palin/?icid=maing|main5|dl2|sec1_lnk3|34632

Gary Busey plans on donating his brain to science. Scientists grateful. Plan to begin serious work to deci...HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH PLEASE, STOP! NASA announces plans to next seek for intelligent life on Keith Olbermann.

http://www.nerve.com/news/movies/actor-gary-busey-i-want-to-donate-my-brain-to-science

Angelina Jolie refused to celebrate Thanksgiving. Claims holiday is designed to celebrate the slaughter of the indigenous North American population. "Shut up and just act" tag applies.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1333690/Angelina-Jolie-cancels-Thanksgiving-6-children.html