Man finds reason for headaches. Has knife removed from skull after 4 years. Seeing reasons for hope of a cure, medical team immediately dispatched to homes of Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110218/ap_on_re_as/as_china_knife_in_head

Gary Busey plans on donating his brain to science. Scientists grateful. Plan to begin serious work to deci...HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH PLEASE, STOP! NASA announces plans to next seek for intelligent life on Keith Olbermann.

http://www.nerve.com/news/movies/actor-gary-busey-i-want-to-donate-my-brain-to-science