Parent allows daughter to get makeover from Snooki. An 11 year old daughter. Child abuse charges pending. All IQ tests for both Mom and daughter cancelled. "Moron" tattooed on Mom's forehead.

http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/sections/entertainmentarticle.html?feed=104665&article=8041720

Kathy Griffin releases new plan to become more famous. Plans to harass and ridicule a 16 year old girl. Shark checks in and tells Griffin her jump came a LOOONG time ago. Researchers still seeking for clues to the last funny thing Griffin said or did.

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/05/kathy-griffin-slams-willow-palin/?icid=maing|main5|dl2|sec1_lnk3|34632

Kathy Griffin appears at event honoring men & women in the US military. Makes fat joke about Bristol Palin. Forgets Palin's brother served in the military. Booed mercilessly by soldiers and those in attendance. Kathy Griffin has officially jumped the shark. Search continues for anything funny Griffin has ever done.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b214681_bristol_palin_slams_kathy_griffins.html