Michael Lohan rushed to hospital with chest pains. Doctors treat chest, note duals pains in his ass cannot be removed without stronger measures.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1352370/Lindsay-Lohans-father-Michael-rushed-hospital-chest-pains.html

Parent allows daughter to get makeover from Snooki. An 11 year old daughter. Child abuse charges pending. All IQ tests for both Mom and daughter cancelled. "Moron" tattooed on Mom's forehead.

http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/sections/entertainmentarticle.html?feed=104665&article=8041720

Spokane WA sends pedestrians a message. Blames Mother Nature for "mistake". Mother Nature responds by saying "Have you ever spent any time in Spokane???"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/02/finger-flipping-crosswalk-sign-fixed/