Local TV News Anchor opines on coverage of particular story. Forgets about that newfangled "HD" thing. Proves his station is #1 in the market.

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvspy/kprc-anchor-owen-conflenti-flips-the-bird-on-air_b6061

Simon Cowell admits he's a jackwagon to cash in on TV ratings. Researchers still fail to find reason why people with IQ over 9 consider anything Cowell does "entertainment". In related news, Cowell set to make public appearances. Promises to spit on each and every person who attends.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/509785/simon-cowell-i-don-t-want-to-pretend-we-re-nice-people-because-we-re-not/1/

Spokane WA sends pedestrians a message. Blames Mother Nature for "mistake". Mother Nature responds by saying "Have you ever spent any time in Spokane???"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/02/finger-flipping-crosswalk-sign-fixed/