Michael Lohan rushed to hospital with chest pains. Doctors treat chest, note duals pains in his ass cannot be removed without stronger measures.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1352370/Lindsay-Lohans-father-Michael-rushed-hospital-chest-pains.html

Med students performing procedures on patients without their consent or knowledge. Claim they got the idea from new US health care proposals. Dr. House approves, requests more Vicodin.

http://www.news.com.au/national/medical-students-are-performing-intrusive-exams-on-unconscious-patients/story-e6frfkw0-1225996222221

Associated Press reports Sarah Palin had hairdresser with her on Haiti trip. TV networks run with story, blast and ridicule her. Information all wrong. "Hairdresser" was her daughter. No retraction or apology. Rabid polar bears start showing up at AP bureau locations. One way tickets to Nome appearing in office mailboxes.

http://www.adn.com/2010/12/13/1601745/palin-headlines.html

World's fattest woman told to diet or die. Wal-Mart joins in her cause by offering forklift for shopping excursions. News of diet forces local McDonalds and Burger King to file for bankruptcy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337077/World-s-fattest-woman-Terri-Smith-told-Diet-die-hitting-50-STONE.html