Med students performing procedures on patients without their consent or knowledge. Claim they got the idea from new US health care proposals. Dr. House approves, requests more Vicodin.

http://www.news.com.au/national/medical-students-are-performing-intrusive-exams-on-unconscious-patients/story-e6frfkw0-1225996222221

Woman busted for carrying drugs. Swears to cops the drugs are not hers. Swears she has no idea how they got on her person. BONUS: Drugs fond in her crotch. DOUBLE BONUS: Smiling mugshot. TRIPLE OVER EDGE BONUS: "Made in Florida" tag completes rare trifecta.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/honest-officer-those-drugs-hidden-my-crotch-are-not-mine

Lindsay Lohan reveals why she didn't get starring role in Linda Lovelace biopic. Didn't want to portray drug addict. Lack of any discernable talent expunged from press release. Kettle and pot seek medical attention for unstoppable laughter.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/exclusive-interview-lindsay-lohan-didnt-want-play-a-drug-addict-says-mom

Miley Cyrus turns 18. Caught on video smoking a bong. Friends immediately say it wasn't weed, rather a legal psychedelic herb. Bily Ray shows embarrassment by downing jug of moonshine. Lindsay Lohan calls to offer moral support. Countdown to Cyrus drug/alcohol bust leading national news begins in 3,2,1...

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/