Beauty contest begins in Abu Dhabi. Muslim religious extremists NOT frothing at the mouth. Contestants are camels. Insert your own joke here about extremists who treat women like cattle enjoying beuaty pageant with camels. Sarah Jessica Parker sends regards.

http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/camel-pageantry-starts-in-abu-dhabi-2010-12-17-1.330593

Lindsay Lohan reveals why she didn't get starring role in Linda Lovelace biopic. Didn't want to portray drug addict. Lack of any discernable talent expunged from press release. Kettle and pot seek medical attention for unstoppable laughter.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/exclusive-interview-lindsay-lohan-didnt-want-play-a-drug-addict-says-mom