Corrections officer paraphrases quote from Bible to voice prayer for the removal of Barack Obama as President. Jail suddenly fills with snakes, rats and boiling water. Message burned into side of jail: "I don't work like that. The next one will cost you". OBVIOUS: "Made in Florida" tag in big letters.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/story.aspx?storyid=166176&catid=250

Man angry with airport search. Strips down to his underwear in protest. Fellow passengers said it was "no big thing". Inmates at local jail prepare for his arrival.

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/news/news/2010/dec/31/TDMET04-charlottesville-man-protests-airport-secur-ar-744888/

Lindsay Lohan reveals why she didn't get starring role in Linda Lovelace biopic. Didn't want to portray drug addict. Lack of any discernable talent expunged from press release. Kettle and pot seek medical attention for unstoppable laughter.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/exclusive-interview-lindsay-lohan-didnt-want-play-a-drug-addict-says-mom