Corrections officer paraphrases quote from Bible to voice prayer for the removal of Barack Obama as President. Jail suddenly fills with snakes, rats and boiling water. Message burned into side of jail: "I don't work like that. The next one will cost you". OBVIOUS: "Made in Florida" tag in big letters.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/story.aspx?storyid=166176&catid=250

Billboards announce Jesus' return to Earth. Heavenly travel agent immediately contacts group and notes Jesus has vacation plans in Maui on that date. Offers Jeffrey Hunter instead.

http://www.freep.com/article/20101204/NEWS05/12040397/1319/Billboards-to-proclaim-Jesus-return

Full scale repica of Noah's Ark to be built. Near Cincinnati. Bengals fans see divine intervention, prepare for flood to wash away perennial loser. Skyline promises bread, loaves and chili to feed the masses.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/01/full-scale-replica-of-noahs-ark-planned-for-outside-cincinnati/

NFL player who thanks God for all his abilities drops potential game-winning TD pass. Goes on Twitter and blames God for not being there when needed. Almighty heard laughing his/her ass off. Player opens locker and locusts descend on entire team.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/28/steve-johnson-buffalo-bills-game-winning-touchdown-twitter-god/