NY Jets coach trips opposing player during live play. Caught on video. Receives double Jackwagon points for also being too stupid to realize everything at an NFL game involving plays and players is kept on video. Rex Ryan removes buffett privileges.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/12/12/dolphins%E2%80%99-nolan-carroll-kneed-by-jets-sideline/

Man catches 405 pound tuna near San Diego. Miami Dolphins ownership caught unawares that Bill Parcells is looking for a new gig due to embarrassing play of Miami Dolphins. Store shelves in region immediately depleted of mayo and relish.

http://www.10news.com/news/26041055/detail.html

Fans booing NFL players. One player compares booing them to booing returning soliders from Iraq. "Stunning Asshat" tattoo permanently affixed to skull. Iraq vets offer him a 6 week tour overseas, all-expenses paid. Player immediately starts wearing skirts and calling himself "Corporal Klinger".

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2010/12/02/2010-12-02_giants_safety_antrel_rolle_compares_booing_nfl_players_to_booing_soldiers_coming.html

NCAA armed with plenty of evidence there were shenanigans over Cam Newton at Florida AND Auburn. TV networks remind NCAA of the ratings Newton might get in a bowl game if he's not suspended. NCAA answer: "Hey, has anyone seen that evidence anywhere?"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2010/12/auburn-cam-newton-ncaa-eligible/1

NFL player who thanks God for all his abilities drops potential game-winning TD pass. Goes on Twitter and blames God for not being there when needed. Almighty heard laughing his/her ass off. Player opens locker and locusts descend on entire team.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/28/steve-johnson-buffalo-bills-game-winning-touchdown-twitter-god/