NY Jets coach trips opposing player during live play. Caught on video. Receives double Jackwagon points for also being too stupid to realize everything at an NFL game involving plays and players is kept on video. Rex Ryan removes buffett privileges.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/12/12/dolphins%E2%80%99-nolan-carroll-kneed-by-jets-sideline/

Kim Kardashian cashes in bigger than any other reality "star". In other news, researchers announce American TV viewing IQ now averages 9. Kardashian to invest in new helium breasts, plans to audition for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2011.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/12/07/kim_kardashian_is_the_highest_paid_rea

Man catches 405 pound tuna near San Diego. Miami Dolphins ownership caught unawares that Bill Parcells is looking for a new gig due to embarrassing play of Miami Dolphins. Store shelves in region immediately depleted of mayo and relish.

http://www.10news.com/news/26041055/detail.html