Khloe Kardashian still feels shame on losing virginity at age 14 to 18 year old man. Investigators find man still consigned to life of self-flagellation as mute. Mama Kardashian plans celebration for new line of "I'm Not The One" tee shirts now on sale.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/30/khloe-kardashian-i-felt-d_n_789646.html

Kim Kardashian cashes in bigger than any other reality "star". In other news, researchers announce American TV viewing IQ now averages 9. Kardashian to invest in new helium breasts, plans to audition for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2011.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/12/07/kim_kardashian_is_the_highest_paid_rea