Former Playmate tells all about the Playboy Mansion. Claims it's a pigsty with dog excrement everywhere. Girls all paid by Hefner. Breast enlargements and other improvements required. Fails to note she took every dime and every operation. Brings new sense of pride to bimbos everywhere.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342643/Hugh-Hefners-Playboy-mansion-like-squalid-prison-say-Playmates.html

Kim Kardashian cashes in bigger than any other reality "star". In other news, researchers announce American TV viewing IQ now averages 9. Kardashian to invest in new helium breasts, plans to audition for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2011.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/12/07/kim_kardashian_is_the_highest_paid_rea

Kim Kardashian finally finds perfect spokesmodel role. Opens toilet facility in Manhattan. Also promotes the new "KK Toilet Seat", designed to avoid accidents while seated. "Media Whore" and "Will Show Up Anywhere for Cash & Photo Ops" meters break.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1332531/Kim-Kardashian-plumbs-new-depths-opens-toilet-facility-Times-Square.html