Wife finds hickey on husband. Not hers. Places permanent hickey on husband. Dry cleaners go into overdrive after receiving over 600 men's shirts needing emergency cleaning on collars.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/01/31/man-stabbed-to-death-in-medford/

Tiger Woods suffers thru tough 2010. Hookers. Public embarassment. Divorce. Corporate contracts lost. Earnings take huge drop. Only earns over $74M on a year. Elin planning to buy another country. Amatuer hookers everywhere hold out hope.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101231/sp_nm/us_golf_woods_earnings

NCAA armed with plenty of evidence there were shenanigans over Cam Newton at Florida AND Auburn. TV networks remind NCAA of the ratings Newton might get in a bowl game if he's not suspended. NCAA answer: "Hey, has anyone seen that evidence anywhere?"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2010/12/auburn-cam-newton-ncaa-eligible/1