Wife finds hickey on husband. Not hers. Places permanent hickey on husband. Dry cleaners go into overdrive after receiving over 600 men's shirts needing emergency cleaning on collars.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/01/31/man-stabbed-to-death-in-medford/

Hulk Hogan remarries. Ceremony videotaped for next installment of "RAW". Upon seeing his new wife, desperate men everywhere rush out to purchase feather boas. Ex-wife not able to make ceremony due to changing diapers on her new boyfriend. Better eat your vegetables, Little Hulksters.

http://www.celebitchy.com/131165/fight_breaks_out_at_hulk_hogans_wedding_to_daughter_lookalike/