Wife finds hickey on husband. Not hers. Places permanent hickey on husband. Dry cleaners go into overdrive after receiving over 600 men's shirts needing emergency cleaning on collars.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/01/31/man-stabbed-to-death-in-medford/

Camden NJ slashing police jobs. City recently named 2nd most dangerous city in America. Chuck Norris offers to assume PD leadership for 1 day. Concrete wall to be erected around city with entire cast of "Jersey Shore" assigned permanent relocation.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2010/12/02/camden-city-council-approves-massive-police-and-fire-layoffs/

Warner Bros. proves they think of everything when it comes to "Harry Potter". Trademarks include hats, shirts, cups, shoes, lingerie, bobbleheads, toys, soft drin.......wait....what was that after "shoes"? Explosions heard coming from geekboy basements everywhere.

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/popcrush/110830464.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUt:aDyaEP:kD:aUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU6:iPhD_oD3aPc:i_kchO7DU