Grown man goes one entire year without any exposure to anything "Star Wars" related. George Lucas head explodes at mere thought. Man still cannot have sex with anything non-inflatable.

http://io9.com/5720677/my-year-without-star-wars

Kathleen Parker already sick and tired of CNN Co-host Elliot Spitzer. Threatens walkout. CNN panics as all 18 viewers promise to protest. Spitzer seeks to smooth things over. Buys Parker sexy negligee from "Frederick's" and promises discreet conversation.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/park_row_on_cnn_set_gJfdMPIa0UIoFEi51ZYLGN

Warner Bros. proves they think of everything when it comes to "Harry Potter". Trademarks include hats, shirts, cups, shoes, lingerie, bobbleheads, toys, soft drin.......wait....what was that after "shoes"? Explosions heard coming from geekboy basements everywhere.

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/popcrush/110830464.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUt:aDyaEP:kD:aUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU6:iPhD_oD3aPc:i_kchO7DU