Princess Leia confirms the obvious. Nerd boys everywhere draw into fetal position after viewing comparison photos. Jabba the Hut sends coupons for "All You Can Eat" fast food joints on Tatooine.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1346488/Carrie-Fisher-admits-Im-fat-signs-Jenny-Craigs-new-spokesperson.html

Grown man goes one entire year without any exposure to anything "Star Wars" related. George Lucas head explodes at mere thought. Man still cannot have sex with anything non-inflatable.

http://io9.com/5720677/my-year-without-star-wars