Fans booing NFL players. One player compares booing them to booing returning soliders from Iraq. "Stunning Asshat" tattoo permanently affixed to skull. Iraq vets offer him a 6 week tour overseas, all-expenses paid. Player immediately starts wearing skirts and calling himself "Corporal Klinger".

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2010/12/02/2010-12-02_giants_safety_antrel_rolle_compares_booing_nfl_players_to_booing_soldiers_coming.html

Camden NJ slashing police jobs. City recently named 2nd most dangerous city in America. Chuck Norris offers to assume PD leadership for 1 day. Concrete wall to be erected around city with entire cast of "Jersey Shore" assigned permanent relocation.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2010/12/02/camden-city-council-approves-massive-police-and-fire-layoffs/

Kanye West plays tough at Macy's parade days after taking more shots at Taylor Swift. Crowd lets him know who the biggest turkey was in parade. Santa Claus prepares load of coal.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/11/27/kanye_west_gets_heckled_at_thanksgivin