Kanye West plays tough at Macy's parade days after taking more shots at Taylor Swift. Crowd lets him know who the biggest turkey was in parade. Santa Claus prepares load of coal.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/11/27/kanye_west_gets_heckled_at_thanksgivin

Lady GaGa reveals that wearing only pure silk underwear fosters her musical creativity. Researchers immediately announce pure silk panties leads to creation of vapid music designed to bamboozle lemmings like masses who are easily captivated by generic crap. American musical IQ dips another 763 points. Ghost of John Lennon heard laughing his ass of.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/508015/lady-gaga-s-new-fetish-only-pure-silk-undies-will-do/1/

Kanye West is assclown to Taylor Swift on national TV. Kanye West apologizes for being assclown. "Today" show brings up clip for interview. Kanye West storms out of interview. Kanye West rips into Taylor Swift for using the situation to her advantage. Kanye West is now a bigger assclown than before.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20023845-10391698.html?tag=stack