Sign of the Apocalypse: Book "authored" by Snooki comes out today. Technicians standby to administer electroshock therapy to all buyers. Investigators discover book was entirely done by ghost writers save for the words "like", "you know", and fuhgedaboutit". NJ Senator calls for book to be required reaading in schools thus raising IQ of future NJ generations.

http://www.mediabistro.com/ebooknewser/snookis-novel-comes-out-tomorrow_b4720

Lady GaGa reveals that wearing only pure silk underwear fosters her musical creativity. Researchers immediately announce pure silk panties leads to creation of vapid music designed to bamboozle lemmings like masses who are easily captivated by generic crap. American musical IQ dips another 763 points. Ghost of John Lennon heard laughing his ass of.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/508015/lady-gaga-s-new-fetish-only-pure-silk-undies-will-do/1/