Sign of the Apocalypse: Book "authored" by Snooki comes out today. Technicians standby to administer electroshock therapy to all buyers. Investigators discover book was entirely done by ghost writers save for the words "like", "you know", and fuhgedaboutit". NJ Senator calls for book to be required reaading in schools thus raising IQ of future NJ generations.

http://www.mediabistro.com/ebooknewser/snookis-novel-comes-out-tomorrow_b4720

Woman claims to have survived Holocaust. With the help of wolves. Writes book. Caught in lie. Publisher sues for advance royalties. She countersues to keep cash from her fraudulent book. Special place in Hell already reserved and waiting.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/11/25/tall_tale_takes_a_new_twist_in_court/