Hugo Chavez blames America for heavy rains in Venezuela. Mother Nature delivers bolts of lightning into Palace plumbing system while Chavez relieving himself as reminder of who is really in charge. Citgo gas stations mysteriously disappear into massive sinkholes. Crowds gather in Boston seeking to replace Fenway "Citgo" sign with one giving middle finger to Yankees fans.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKN0517626320101205

Woman claims to have survived Holocaust. With the help of wolves. Writes book. Caught in lie. Publisher sues for advance royalties. She countersues to keep cash from her fraudulent book. Special place in Hell already reserved and waiting.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/11/25/tall_tale_takes_a_new_twist_in_court/