Woman claims to have survived Holocaust. With the help of wolves. Writes book. Caught in lie. Publisher sues for advance royalties. She countersues to keep cash from her fraudulent book. Special place in Hell already reserved and waiting.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/11/25/tall_tale_takes_a_new_twist_in_court/

School board decides to ban anything representing Christmas. Cites potential religious promotion. Santa straps tactical nukes onto sled for yearly visit. BONUS: "Made in Florida" tag stamped into politically correct skulls.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40351581