British Red Cross bans use of anything that shouts "Christmas" at any of their facilities. Claims use of word, decorations or signs would offend Muslims. Santa Claus crosses UK asshats off his list. Elves ready to descend on London wearing kevlar jackets, shouting "All together now: "MOHAMMED!" French thrilled someone else has joined them in becoming spineless.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-152361/The-Red-Cross-bans-Christmas.html#ixzz18GIAmlB9

School board decides to ban anything representing Christmas. Cites potential religious promotion. Santa straps tactical nukes onto sled for yearly visit. BONUS: "Made in Florida" tag stamped into politically correct skulls.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40351581