Woman wears bikini to airport in protest of patdown. TSA officials take note. Invite Kim Kardashian to fly as often as possible. Gameboy geeks rush to apply for job at TSA. Still have never seen a real vagina.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/traffic/transit/Traffic-LAX-holiday-travel-thanksgiving-110384004.html?dr

School board decides to ban anything representing Christmas. Cites potential religious promotion. Santa straps tactical nukes onto sled for yearly visit. BONUS: "Made in Florida" tag stamped into politically correct skulls.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40351581