British Red Cross bans use of anything that shouts "Christmas" at any of their facilities. Claims use of word, decorations or signs would offend Muslims. Santa Claus crosses UK asshats off his list. Elves ready to descend on London wearing kevlar jackets, shouting "All together now: "MOHAMMED!" French thrilled someone else has joined them in becoming spineless.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-152361/The-Red-Cross-bans-Christmas.html#ixzz18GIAmlB9

Terry Jones, the "pastor" who threatened to burn the Koran, may be barred from entering the UK. Brits cite inability to properly conduct silly walks. Offer to bring along designer oats and hay for Camilla fails to sway authorities.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11978807