Terry Jones, the "pastor" who threatened to burn the Koran, may be barred from entering the UK. Brits cite inability to properly conduct silly walks. Offer to bring along designer oats and hay for Camilla fails to sway authorities.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11978807

FAA admits to losing track of a few aircraft. "Few" defined here as around 120,000. Senate receives bill to have all planes tracked by having long string attached to wings with cowbells on end. Christopher Walken approves. Ted Stryker cleared of any wrongdoing. Ethel Merman approves.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/40599471