FAA admits to losing track of a few aircraft. "Few" defined here as around 120,000. Senate receives bill to have all planes tracked by having long string attached to wings with cowbells on end. Christopher Walken approves. Ted Stryker cleared of any wrongdoing. Ethel Merman approves.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/40599471

Pilot drives his plane into a sudden and harrowing dive. Admits he was moving his seat and hit the control column. Ghost of Leslie Nielsen seen while plane plunging to it's doom saying "And don't call me Shirley". Kareem Abdul-Jabbar denies being in the pilot seat.