FAA admits to losing track of a few aircraft. "Few" defined here as around 120,000. Senate receives bill to have all planes tracked by having long string attached to wings with cowbells on end. Christopher Walken approves. Ted Stryker cleared of any wrongdoing. Ethel Merman approves.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/40599471

Hugo Chavez blames America for heavy rains in Venezuela. Mother Nature delivers bolts of lightning into Palace plumbing system while Chavez relieving himself as reminder of who is really in charge. Citgo gas stations mysteriously disappear into massive sinkholes. Crowds gather in Boston seeking to replace Fenway "Citgo" sign with one giving middle finger to Yankees fans.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKN0517626320101205

Portland Oregon Christmas treee bomber claims he was "set up" by Government. FBI has him on tape plotting the entire thing. Asking others for help. Calling for jihad on US. Unintended comedy needle goes RIGHT off the scale. Patriots in prison start creating special place for new bunkmate.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20101130/D9JQCMNG5.html

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/christmas-tree-bomber-mohamud-touch-al-qaeda-mouthpiece/story?id=12270610