Terry Jones, the "pastor" who threatened to burn the Koran, may be barred from entering the UK. Brits cite inability to properly conduct silly walks. Offer to bring along designer oats and hay for Camilla fails to sway authorities.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11978807

UK citizens assault car carrying Royal couple. Cry heard "Off with their heads!". British ASPCA steps in and takes action to protect Camilla Parker-Bowles.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/off-with-their-heads-shouted-the-crowd-as-charles-and-camilla-met-rage-in-regent-street-2157412.html