Women want bugger butts. Willing to take pills used to fatten up animals. American convention of successful transplants being planned for local Wal-Marts. "Moronically stupid and should not being allowed to procreate" tag applies.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3407557/Many-British-women-so-desperate-for-bigger-bum-they-take-chicken-fattening-pills.html

Coffee shop debuts new flavor. Ground from cat poop. Heathcliff, Morris and Felix all celebrate new careers. Company seeks perfect spokesperson for TV ad campaign. New Snooki perfume prepares for launch.

http://www.calgarysun.com/news/alberta/2010/12/04/16433111.html

Full scale repica of Noah's Ark to be built. Near Cincinnati. Bengals fans see divine intervention, prepare for flood to wash away perennial loser. Skyline promises bread, loaves and chili to feed the masses.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/01/full-scale-replica-of-noahs-ark-planned-for-outside-cincinnati/