Women want bugger butts. Willing to take pills used to fatten up animals. American convention of successful transplants being planned for local Wal-Marts. "Moronically stupid and should not being allowed to procreate" tag applies.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3407557/Many-British-women-so-desperate-for-bigger-bum-they-take-chicken-fattening-pills.html

World's fattest woman told to diet or die. Wal-Mart joins in her cause by offering forklift for shopping excursions. News of diet forces local McDonalds and Burger King to file for bankruptcy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337077/World-s-fattest-woman-Terri-Smith-told-Diet-die-hitting-50-STONE.html

Women plan and execute shoplifting scheme using novel idea. Hiding stolen goods on their body. Between their rolls of fat. Easily arrested after going into cardiac shock running from police. Chase barely exceeds 10 feet. Wal-Marts across the Nation report severe lack of shoppers. Fat Bastard nailed as ringleader.

http://www.kfor.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,3781914.story