Women plan and execute shoplifting scheme using novel idea. Hiding stolen goods on their body. Between their rolls of fat. Easily arrested after going into cardiac shock running from police. Chase barely exceeds 10 feet. Wal-Marts across the Nation report severe lack of shoppers. Fat Bastard nailed as ringleader.

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