World's fattest woman told to diet or die. Wal-Mart joins in her cause by offering forklift for shopping excursions. News of diet forces local McDonalds and Burger King to file for bankruptcy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337077/World-s-fattest-woman-Terri-Smith-told-Diet-die-hitting-50-STONE.html

Uprising over workers being fired from Chipotle restaurants. Protestors fail to reveal those fired could not provide proof of citizenship. Chipotle offers "all you can eat" coupons in exchange.

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2010/12/09/uproar-over-mass-firings-at-minn-chipotle-restaurants/

Man. Turkey. Frying Oil. Thanksgiving. The Seven Most Compelling Reasons for Screening People Before They Are Allowed to Procreate.

http://gizmodo.com/5699457/the-7-best-deep+fried-turkey-disaster-videos