Probe finds evidence of life on Saturn moon. Still waiting for similar results on cast of "Jersey Shore", US House of Representatives and Brett Farve.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40690979

Uprising over workers being fired from Chipotle restaurants. Protestors fail to reveal those fired could not provide proof of citizenship. Chipotle offers "all you can eat" coupons in exchange.

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2010/12/09/uproar-over-mass-firings-at-minn-chipotle-restaurants/

NASA announces life can exist based on toxic chemicals. Joy Behar, Charles Rangel and Justin Bieber not available for comment.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/universe/features/astrobiology_toxic_chemical.html