Guy caught on tape beating up homeless man. Arrest warrant issued. Still not in custody two days later. BONUS: Guy is son of local police chief. DOUBLE BONUS: "Made in Florida" tag starts the new year out right.

http://www.cfnews13.com/article/news/2011/january/189179/Son-of-Sanford-police-lieutenant--has-not-surrendered.html

Probe finds evidence of life on Saturn moon. Still waiting for similar results on cast of "Jersey Shore", US House of Representatives and Brett Farve.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40690979