Probe finds evidence of life on Saturn moon. Still waiting for similar results on cast of "Jersey Shore", US House of Representatives and Brett Farve.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40690979

NASA announces life can exist based on toxic chemicals. Joy Behar, Charles Rangel and Justin Bieber not available for comment.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/universe/features/astrobiology_toxic_chemical.html