Woman busted for carrying drugs. Swears to cops the drugs are not hers. Swears she has no idea how they got on her person. BONUS: Drugs fond in her crotch. DOUBLE BONUS: Smiling mugshot. TRIPLE OVER EDGE BONUS: "Made in Florida" tag completes rare trifecta.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/honest-officer-those-drugs-hidden-my-crotch-are-not-mine