Associated Press reports Sarah Palin had hairdresser with her on Haiti trip. TV networks run with story, blast and ridicule her. Information all wrong. "Hairdresser" was her daughter. No retraction or apology. Rabid polar bears start showing up at AP bureau locations. One way tickets to Nome appearing in office mailboxes.

http://www.adn.com/2010/12/13/1601745/palin-headlines.html

Sarah Palin to take Kate Goselin camping as part of reality show. Producers handing out dinner napkins and eating utensils for local bear population. Palin celebrates, gives Kate warm winter jacket with bullseye painted on back. Episode tentatively titled "Taking Out the Trash". America prepares celebration.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/12/sarah-palin-kate-gosselin-tlc-reality-tv-camping.html