Chris Matthews compares Bill Clinton to God after appearance at the White House. EMT's arrive after show. Repair damage to Matthews' brain following tingle going up his leg. God leaves message for Matthews. Asks if Clinton can turn water into wine.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/12/10/matthews_obama_clinton_an_alliance_between_god_and_the_democratic_party.html

Federal Government announces list detailing millions of jobs created by the stimulus. Jobs guaranteed to get the economy going again full-bore. Workers celebrate. Bills being paid. Housing sales about to skyro.....huh......you serious?....really? OK, never mind. Move along, people. Nothing to see here.

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/12/06/new-fed-study-suggests-net-job-creation-from-porkulus-was-zero/