President Obama signs tax bill into law. Nancy Pelosi refuses to attend ceremony. Last seen having diapers changed in back of Harry Reid's limo. Mongrammed Huggies charged to her expense account. Keith Olbermann seen waiting in line at changing station.

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/dc/2010/12/dems-one-big-happy-family----a.html

Reporter nails Nancy Pelosi with straight forward question about cost of health care in Obama bill. Pelosi fires back with question and refuses to answer. Spokesperson later says it wasn't "a serious question". Officer Bar Brady hired to oversee gagging of reporters at next press conference by constantly shouting "Move along people nothing to see here". Toto cringes in fear.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/flashback-when-asked-where-constitution

Chris Matthews compares Bill Clinton to God after appearance at the White House. EMT's arrive after show. Repair damage to Matthews' brain following tingle going up his leg. God leaves message for Matthews. Asks if Clinton can turn water into wine.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/12/10/matthews_obama_clinton_an_alliance_between_god_and_the_democratic_party.html