Man robs bank. Wearing Hillary Clinton mask. Once arrested charges will include failure to wear out of date pants suit. Witnesses say man was African-American, salt and pepper hair, thin build and mumbled something to the effect of "disagree with me, will you?"

http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1012/hillary_clintonmasked_man_robs_bank.html

Katie Couric interviews Condeleeza Rice and decides to talk about Iraq. Then decides to interview Rice just like she interviewed Sarah Palin. Rice enjoys lunch of Couric ego with side order of humble pie. Chews up Couric and spits out any remnant of journalism. Media hilarity ensues.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/12/12/condoleezza-rice-schools-katie-couric-iraq-and-wmd