Wikileaks founder signs million dollar deal to write book. With each purchase, buyers will receive a large red "ASSHAT" stamped into their foreheads. Still no guarantee he will ever have sex with non-inflatable woman.

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2010/1228/Julian-Assange-to-keep-WikiLeaks-afloat-with-money-from-book-deal

Tucker Carlson calls for Michael Vick's execution. Dogs everywhere applaud. Viewers also applaud that Carlson no longer has a regular cable show. Bow tie sales plummet.

http://tv.gawker.com/5720135/tucker-carlson-michael-vick-should-have-been-executed