President of FIFA looks forward to uniting the planet at the World Cup in Qatar 2022. Everyone except gays. Conveniently forgets while accepting bribe cash from Qatar to rig the final vote about their Draconian laws. Elton John demands ticket refund. Global Hookers Union files lawsuit. Cast of every "Bravo" network show goes into mourning.

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2010/12/13/fifa-president-homosexuals-should-refrain-from-sexual-activities-at-2022-world-cup/