Academy Awards to be hosted in 2011 by two of the most inconsequential actors in Hollywood. Oscars want to attract younger demographic. No-Doze to be handed out to studio audience. Amphetamines available by the case for home audience. Ghost of Johnny Carson laughing his ass off.

http://www.deadline.com/2010/11/james-franco-and-anne-hathaway-to-host-oscar/